#im a simple woman

[simping-for-joe]

I’m a feminist until there’s an X reader where Leon saves the reader.

Look I know damsel in distress is sterotypical but also, I’d like a big buff man specifically Leon Kennedy to save me.

[goatgovroom]

Godwyn and his..,uhh,,

[adrianasunderworld]

I hope we get Grim dressed as Zero.

[shovellyyy]

Satoru "you've slept with other people?" Gojo, and Ryomen "yes. 1000 years ago in the FUCKING HEIAN ERA." Sukuna

[rknchan]

ladies from ‘the illustrous client’

rip violet de merville you would love ‘criminal’ by britney spears

[mooninagust]

i hope everyone understands that the second only friends airs all my morals and sense of what is right and wrong will be out the window, and i’ll be explaining everything with a ‘it’s just a show’ because these two could be the most problematic characters i have ever seen, they could be walking red flags who are no good for each other or anyone really and i’ll still be rooting for them like my life depends on it

[runedscope]

A handjob at a subway where i cum on a sandwich and later eat it would fix me

[onedaughterofman]

*hitting Copia with a broom*

STOP *hit* BEING *hit* SILLY *hit* I NEED YOU TO BE THE ANTICHRIST.

[thesaintelectric]

my ideal character archetype ? they're either tortured by the weight of a duty they never wanted but cannot give up knowing the harm it would cause or yearing so intensely for something they can never have again it makes them physically sick. perhaps both

[redundantz]

Bro I'm gonna be honest...

I haven't played Baldur's Gate 3 yet but my TikTok's been swarmed by Astarion content and your doodles of him have firmly pushed him into the blorbo pathetic meow meow of a man I luv him category and I am now going to get Baldur's Gate 3 for two reasons:

So I can boink the Mindflayer and torment my boyfriend with 'I fucked Cthulu good' jokes (a joke between us is that I'd diddle Cthulu).

Astarion.

these are all the correct reasons

its almost sad how fast i went from oh i guess there is a cool new game out ..

to

I NEED TO PLAY THIS RIGHT NOW.

[boltlightning]

me literally every time i watch curse of the black pearl, a movie i love: i love this movie

[unshallow-feelings]

Sorry guys but I laughed when Luka starting giggling. That was actually so based.

Like whoops did that trigger your trauma that you only just experienced a few hours ago? My bad 🤭

[kiwiorcore]

kai is kind of hot you guys…..

[ofthecaravel]

Streamsofstardust guessed it - it’s Julie and the Phantoms and it’s a tv show about a girl and her ghost band (it’s technically for kids and it’s kinda cheesy but so fucking good) but anyway I feel like an AU where like Danny is Julie and the three ghosts are the Kiszkas. It’s on Netflix

wait that sounds so fun!!!! i wont be able to use my netflix until im back home but when im back 👀👀👀👀👀

[astroels]

tumblr does 3 things for me, 1) comforts me 2) keeps me fed with ellie content 3) absolutely destroys my mental health when I look for it

[smol-soop-spoon]

girls wwith the prettiest brown eyes make me weak. WEAK.